Scary But Quite True
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man+ Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay Rs 200 for a Rs 100 item, which he needs.
A woman will pay Rs 100 for a Rs 200 item, which she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, u must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than a single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
