The Maths of Life!!!!

Scary But Quite True
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man+ Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay Rs 200 for a Rs 100 item, which he needs.

A woman will pay Rs 100 for a Rs 200 item, which she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, u must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman u must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than a single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.